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The Real World is Weird

It sucks that the real world has stories just as science fictional as any I can make up.  Suddenly I'm just a mainstream writer!

According to the Huffington Post, a Seattle attorney claims that he was part of a secret time travel/teleportation program during the time he was 7-12 years old.  He says that he's even in a picture that was taken at the Gettysburg Address.

The attorney, Andrew Basiago, says that he will be releasing a book about his experiences soon, Once Upon a Time in the Time Stream:  My Adventures in Project Pegasus at the Dawn of the Time-Space Age, so maybe this news story is an elaborate publicity ploy to attract attention to his book (which I have become a part of).

Or, he traveled in time.

I'll meditate over the possibilities while grading papers today.


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Apr. 29th, 2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
Actually, I'm pretty sure he's just crazy.
Apr. 29th, 2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
That's probably the simplest explanation.
Apr. 29th, 2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
I'm voting for extended practical joke, but it's hard to tell.

Of course, if it's publicity for a book, then the joke becomes more practical.

Edited at 2012-04-29 06:48 pm (UTC)
Apr. 29th, 2012 10:23 pm (UTC)
Maybe he can travel through time. Who really knows? I just know that I don't want to. I have a hard enough time dealing with the present.
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